[Chat] Fwd: Re: [News] Poker Run

[Mark Emry]

For the sake of the misinformed or uniformed or the lawyers, thE kErnEl will 
NOT be riding drunk or contribute to any such behavior. This is his official 
stand on the issue.

p.s. I'm guessing that children under the age of 21 are not allowed on this 
ride.

me


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Darren Weisz" <darrenweisz at yahoo.com>
To: <chat at clubfab.org>
Sent: Wednesday, July 25, 2007 8:31 PM
Subject: Re: [Chat] Fwd: Re: [News] Poker Run


>I see your pair and raise you a three of a kind.
>
> Just kidding...or am I ?
>
> -Darren
> --- Mark Emry <markemry at sio.midco.net> wrote:
>
>> Oh yeah, I'll be taking everyone's money and
>> drinking two beers at every
>> stop! I evidently didn't get enough to drink on
>> RAGBRAI.
>>
>> mark
>>
>> ----- Original Message ----- 
>> From: "Darren Weisz" <darrenweisz at yahoo.com>
>> To: <chat at clubfab.org>
>> Sent: Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:37 PM
>> Subject: [Chat] Fwd: Re: [News] Poker Run
>>
>>
>>
>> --- Aaron Thoreson <aaron.thoreson at gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > Date: Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:36:12 -0500
>> > From: "Aaron Thoreson" <aaron.thoreson at gmail.com>
>> > To: "Darren Weisz" <darrenweisz at yahoo.com>
>> > Subject: Re: [News] Poker Run
>> >
>> > In.
>> >
>> > On 7/25/07, Darren Weisz <darrenweisz at yahoo.com>
>> > wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Hello fellow rollers!  It's that time!  Poker
>> Run
>> > > time!!!
>> > >
>> > > We'll meet up at Fawick (Statue of David) Park
>> at
>> > 7 PM
>> > > on Saturday July 28th.  Please note there is an
>> > entry
>> > > fee.  It will be $10 for FAB members and $12 for
>> > non
>> > > members.  As long as you're going to the ATM,
>> > you'll
>> > > need some $$ for the beverages of your own
>> choice
>> > at
>> > > each honky-tonk we go to.
>> > >
>> > > Also, in addition to the five cards you'll be
>> > drawing,
>> > > there is an opportunity for a sixth.  Your poker
>> > hand
>> > > will still be five cards but you can replace the
>> > card
>> > > that you just missed the flush or straight with
>> > for
>> > > another.  But, there's a catch, there's always a
>> > > catch!
>> > >
>> > > This bonus card will cost a whopping $1.  And,
>> > you'll
>> > > need to do a shot.  A shot of what?  Well, I
>> ain't
>> > > sayin' just yet.  I will say it won't kill you,
>> > impede
>> > > your impeccable judgment, or make other species
>> > seem
>> > > attractive.  This bonus card is purely elective.
>> > If
>> > > you're OK with the five you've already gotten or
>> > don't
>> > > want to shoot the mystery elixir, you don't have
>> > to.
>> > > No pressure here.  Your peers may mock you, but
>> > life
>> > > is short, and the train don't run by here no
>> more.
>> > >
>> > > I have no idea how late we'll be out playing, so
>> > it
>> > > would be a good idea to have a headlight and a
>> red
>> > > blinky tail light for your bike.  As always,
>> > helmets
>> > > are mandatory.
>> > >
>> > > I almost forgot!  There's prizes!  Prizes for
>> > first,
>> > > second, and third.  There will be no ties.
>> Third
>> > > prize will be a $25 gift certificate to Prairie
>> > > Cycles, second prize will be a $50 gift
>> > certificate to
>> > > Spoke-n-Sport, and first will be a minimum of a
>> > $75
>> > > and a maximum of $125 gift certificate to
>> Harlan's
>> > > Bike and Tour.  We'll need at least 20 rollers
>> to
>> > make
>> > > the first prize the $125.  Otherwise I've got a
>> > really
>> > > weird sliding scale on what it will be if we
>> have
>> > less
>> > > than that - but it will be at least $75.  In the
>> > event
>> > > of a tie, for any place, we're going to draw
>> cards
>> > -
>> > > high card winning.  Unless I'm outta cards.
>> Then
>> > it
>> > > will be something more scientific like rock,
>> > paper,
>> > > scissors.  There was a suggestion for nude
>> > > Grecko-Roman wrestling as the tie breaker, and
>> > though
>> > > that would be appropriate, it's not January.
>> > >
>> > > Direct any questions you may have to me using
>> > email
>> > > address rides at clubfab.org.  Otherwise, I expect
>> > your
>> > > ass at the Poker Run on Saturday!
>> > >
>> > > That is all.
>> > >
>> > > ~Snakebite~
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
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>> > -- 
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>> >
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